Books to Read on the Bus That Say “I May Be Hot But I’m Definitely Saving Anal for Marriage”
Listen up ladies-we ALL know that relatable feeling when you relate to something. This is going to be about letting women make their own minds up about what book to read because of feminism; but still enforce some pretty extreme ideas about what we believe female sexual identity should mean according to dated but still-existing sexist social structures.
Literature, books, novels-all bookworms totally get this stuff, and hey, we love it! But let’s get into how we can use our unique book-reading hobby to keep those all those silly boys interested in us sexually-but not in our poopy parts! Pick up anyone of these great reads:The Secret (book) By Rhonda Byrne
I have absolutely no idea what the heck this book is about and its really starting to piss me off. It’s like that book your aunt has but you’ve never asked her about it, and like you don’t even bother to read the Wikipedia summary because you’re not that interested in the book even though it’s left this weird imprint in your memory. Reading this book is like temporarily abstaining from anal sex, we all want to and we have no idea why, but probably because the skin in your butthole isn’t very elastic and will easily tear.
The Magician’s Nephew (The Chronicals of Narnia, Book 5) By C.S Lewis
This is actually a great read. Why they never made this into a film I will never know. It has stunning imagery, a gripping plot and some ambitious concepts. I especially like sci- fi elements with the exploration of universes and the unexpected dark religious themes. Definitely a must read,
But hey-maybe these books don’t convey what you’re totally unique Instagram aesthetic conveys. What it comes down to, is that we all want to send very specific messages with our visual public presence. So because not all of these books can speak what’s on your mind try sending out messages! This can be done verbally: say speaking, shouting, or whispering in ears. Another way to send messages is through social media and today’s latest technology. Try sending an email or an internet post. Also, try printed medium like a newspaper.
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