Ontario Hall officially renamed ‘Instagram Hall’

As a result of external pressure from most Developmental Studies majors, the AMS has officially renamed Ontario Hall, a building home to the five people in Fine Arts, to Instagram Hall. This has been done so white girls can more easily identify the building that they will inevitably take selfies with to post on instagram.

Man Publicly Admits to Liking Fluid Nightclub

In a shocking turn of events this week, Luke Griff, Arts ’17, announced in court to “enjoying the occasional night at Fluid” this Tuesday at the supreme court of the AMS. This disturbed individual pled guilty to vile and indecent behaviour at the University’s highest Non-Academic Disciplinary court, with a selected phrases from his statement of defense last Tuesday transcribed below:

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HUGH Jass Comic 4903

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Handy Guide To (Cheating At) Board Games

So you’re starting to get tired of lying in bed all day watching Netflix instead of getting to know your floor/housemates, huh? Well, what are you waiting for, go be social! No, that’s not what I meant! Put those condoms down and listen, will you? You want to develop lasting friendships with these people, right? You’re going to have to try something a little more substantial. How about a movie night, or a friendly game of croquet, or… a board game! That’s the ticket! It’s the perfect activity for building trust with your new friends.

Top 10 Complaints About The Bader Centre

  1. “Too much light.”
  2. “I’ll be so hungry without any shitty fast food options on site.”
  3. “Far more privilege than I can possibly check.”
  4. “I hate that ‘new $63 million smell’.”
  5. “Walking this far should be reserved for the gym only.”
  6. “This architecture will probably crash Instagram.”
  7. “The endless labyrinth of state-of-the-art facilities is easy to get lost in.”
  8. “Could we move this thing a couple of feet closer to the water?”
  9. “Where are all the nude sculptures I requested?”
  10. “Is it the Bader Centre, or the Isabel?

Queen's Unveils New Cutting-Edge Facility For Artsy Shit

Both Queen's University Principal Daniel Woolf and Dean of Arts and Sciences Dr. Susan Mumm were on hand earlier this week for the grand opening of the Isabel Bader Centre for the Performing Arts. The IBCPA, or simply the Isabel, is the school's brand new resource catering to students involved in a broad variety of artistic crap.

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