Cody Comic 4905

Got Crack

Issue 5 Cover

Local Guy Invites Woman Over to Actually Watch a Movie

Earlier this week, local student George Reeves invited a woman he is well acquainted with to watch a movie. Unlike many guys however, he seriously only wanted to watch a movie, causing much confusion. “This girI I know told me she had never seen ‘The Matrix’! How crazy is that? It’s a classic that’s been out for more than a decade. I told her she should come over to watch it.

Editorial: Sober Diary

Based on the hungover mishaps that was last weekend, this past weekend I decided to stay relatively sober. After one Tennessee Honey whisky sour classily sipped over the span of several hours at the Brooklyn, I informed my friends that I will be going to bed early like a good girl.

Editorial: SMASH BROS!

I am about to take you on a long, emotional journey deep into the heart of a man who has a problem. I - Joe Craib - am really shitty at Super Smash Bros.

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