Golden Words Guide to Organization For People Who Start Caring About School After Week 3

It’s week 4. If this statement really hits home, this piece may be for you. Everyone around you has been finding things to do to keep themselves busy but you’ve just spent 3 weeks rewatching the entire Danny DeVito filmography since The Big Kahuna. Can you justify it? No. Would you do it again? Without a doubt. But now that you’ve dug this hole, I’m here to get you out. Organization is like a period, better late than never. With that in mind, let’s get organized.

Convince yourself nothing meaningful is taught in the first 3 weeks

Point-Counterpoint: Mac DeMarco or Mozart?

Music. It comes in all shapes and sizes like triangles, big, squares and small. But not everyone likes the same music - in fact, scientists have determined that all listeners of music fall into two distinct categories: Mozart, the hit pop artist of the 1970s, or Mac DeMarco, the 2018 EDM trombonist. In this critical ‘thinkpiece’, our two esteemed musical writers, Solo and Jeremy, debate the fundamental truths that permeate our society: who is better, Mac DeMarco or Mozart?

Letters to GW: Tell Us How Golden Words Ruined Your Life

“It was the wild pre-AIDS days of the late 1970s. I was a hot, young environmental sciences prof with a grade-A pornstache and an increasingly sexless marriage. So when this cute young secretary started coming on to me, what the fuck was I supposed to do? It was a groovy time when it started, but around the sixth month I started getting these nagging thoughts about my wife waiting for me at home, preparing meatloaf for us or putting our young son to bed. It came to the point where I couldn’t take it, I didn’t know what to do.

Anime Is Not A Crime

The word Weeb has been getting thrown around quite a bit lately. Frankly I do not know what that means, or how it relates to anime, but I watched Spirited Away once and thought it was pretty good. After that experience, I can pretty much speak for all of anime and declare that it is not a crime to enjoy a good anime (editor’s note* probably a crime to watch bad anime).

Daniel Woolf to Institute Temporary Ban of Commerce Program

RICHARDSON HALL, KINGSTON: The office of the Principal was filled with authoritative white people on this past Tuesday, January 31st. Together they smiled with Principal Woolf as they erased the rights of all commerce students – a visible minority within the Queen’s student body.

Why Mathematicians are the Worst: A Rant

Don’t get me wrong, I love math more than I love black tar heroin, but there’s just some rage within me that has me fucking hate the people who invented it. Read on for a juicy rant.

What Are You Doing After You Graduate? A Lecture from My Dad So You Don’t Need To Call Home This Week

All right honey, it’s the middle of the week- the perfect time to discuss what your plans are when you graduate. Your mother and I are just concerned about the direction you’re headed in- not that we don’t trust you to make this decision- just that this is a realllllllly big adult choice and we just want what’s best for you. So what are your plans?

Music Student in Critical Condition After Piano Hilariously Falls on Head

Earlier this week, Areal Violin, a 3rd year music student suffered blunt force trauma to her brain and a free trip to KGH during a freak piano-delivery mishap outside of Harrison LeCaine. Witnesses say Areal slipped and fell right under a piano being lifted on a crane which distracted the movers, causing the piano to fall 3 storeys and land perfectly on her head. One of the movers Isat Uba, described the scene as ‘horrifyingly humorous’, “Like we all heard this comical ‘TWANG’ but when we looked we saw this poor girl with her faced caved in and just blood...everywhere…”.

How to Simultaneously Network While Also Seeming Like You Aren’t ONLY Interested In Them Because They Work For the NHL Even Though That’s Why You’re Even There In the First Place

Networking is ugly - it’s true. But that being said, networking is also like that total hottie that you just ran into that you remember as brace-faced and acne-ridden from middle school. If you put the work in and take your time, networking can pay off as a huge investment.

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