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Three Things You Probably Shouldn’t Do in a Job Interview

1) Express Your Views on Abortion Without Being Prompted
Things start off great: you’re giving detailed, well thought out responses that they’re clearly receptive to. BUT you briefly mention that the supreme court’s decision on Roe v. Wade made the United States a much better country to be a woman in, and all of the sudden the interviewer becomes much more stiff for the rest of the interview. Where did things go wrong?

Top Five Weird Al Songs to Listen to Before Your Divore Proceedings

1. Christmas at Ground Zero

2. Bedrock Anthem

3. Headline News

4. I’ll Sue Ya

5. If That Isn’t Love

Sam-I-am-not (sure why I got married)

Hey Kevin O’Leary, is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

As a poorly-informed millennial who does not understand the difference between a senator and a cabinet (isn’t one a hockey team and the other furniture??), I feel that I have the utmost right to ask Kevin O’Leary a series of essential questions to determine if he is fit for Conservative leadership…he is politician right? Oh wait, he lies all the time, makes lots of money, and looks like a knock-off Danny Devito. Yep, yep he’s a politician.

I Tried Going Vegan For a Week and Ended Up Murdering My Family

“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian”. These wise words were muttered by the early Paul McCartney and really made me rethink my life choices. I’ve been a meat-eater my whole life and never gave two thoughts about the processes put that food on my plate: veal, beef, venison, fish, salmon, poultry and ouvrier. If it exists, i’ve put it in my mouth. Which is why I decided to change to up last week and not only be a vegetarian, but also a vegan. So i’m gonna go ahead and take the liberty and finish Mr.

Top 5 Things to do in Residence Before the End of First Year

Boy oh boy, it’s been a wild ride. With week 11 halfway done and exam season turning from a faint sense of worry to your last chance at not failing out of university, it’s time to reflect on the year so far. Specifically, for all the first years, and I guess upper years who still have keys to their residences (yeah, we know you’re out there), it’s time to consider how you’ve spent your time in residence.

Steps for Making the Most out of Your Professional Meetings

Meetings, meetings, meetings. They're the crust of the peanut butter sandwich that is university. Group projects, training sessions, fighting those “desecration of burial sight” charges you got cause you were just a bit too lit on st paddy’s - it's just a whole bunch of time better spent getting high and watching Seinfeld reruns. Unfortunately, meetings are a part of your boring af everyday life and they’re not much you can do about it unless you’re willing to burn off you fingerprints and learn the paraguayan national anthem.

Teen Dream Magazine’s Thrifty Guide to Scoring a Date with Bruno Mars

We at Teen Dream profess that there’s a star out there for every girl, whatever her type may be! If you’re into adorkable foreign boys, Ed Sheeran’s your dream man! You like Canadian coke heads with nice cars, get ready to fight Selena cause your man is The Weeknd (or Justin Bieber)! And if your style is Lionel Richie with balls there’s no better man than Bruno Mars! For years girls have wondered how to win the heart of this enigmatic superstar.

Encounter With Trees Pt.3

In bed on monday night I was watching a particular show on netflix. I forget what show I was actually watching, but looking back now it doesn’t really matter because the events that unfolded far outweigh my insignificant netflix experience. I heard a knock on my bedroom door. That’s right. Not my front door, but my bedroom door. I was the only one home so I was a quite confused and asked who was at the door. To my surprise the door flung open and it was the two potted plants that had sat in the living room of my house.

The Entire Bee Movie But The Movie Is Replaced By A Golden Words Article But the Article Is Replaced With The Lyrics Of Smash Mouth’s Hit Single All Star

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Check Out These Four Power Couples

1) Mackenzie and Dan

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