Kingston is a boring city: our downtown is half of one street! If you walk too fast for about fifteen minutes, you might end up on a patch of ice in the Springer Market Square. I did this last week.
What was this place? There’s a big hairy mechanical buffalo slowly doing laps on the surface; it looks like it was putting icing on the ice (haha, icing, ice, get it? Shit, my humour standards just got to a new low). There were people at the side fiercely watching the big buffalo. These people looked like a violent cultish mob: they all had shiny knives! On the bottom of their feet!