Frosh week has come to an end
You think your health is ruined? Think again.
Through the bliss and the haze
You got your 150 in 7 days!
‘How?’ you ask,
Did I accomplish such a task?
If you had half the fun I had,
This is how you kept it rad:
You slipped and flipped, covered in soap,
The cup you tipped, and it was dope.
If you wore heels, I bet every inch made you moan,
But hey at least your calves are toned.
Pier diving is a great way to cool down,
With all your friends back in town.
Playing beer pong requires some skill, quick decisions,
Stamina, and precision.