Authors - Leah Petersen

I Guess the Patriarchy Won, Again

As a white woman I have a pretty great position, because not only do I have all of the privileges of being white, but I am also allowed to complain about oppression, and let me tell you-it’s fulfilling as fuck.

The thing is, you may have noticed the Golden Words managerial staff is moving from a 50/50 gender ratio to entirely male staff. As your weekly feminist propaganda source I sure have some thoughts on this.

I Joined Reddit for a Week to See if I Could Get a Sense of Superiority over Other Women and Further MY Feminist Agenda

Have you ever been with a mixed group of friends, and there’s this weird break in the conversation where a male individual will suddenly only address the other males within the circle. It’s a common phenomenon, and typically I’ll just ignore it and move on, but a few weeks ago I took the time to listen in on what those boys were talking about. I came to the discovery that the reason the group had been suddenly pressured into segregation was because the instigating male had brought up a post he had seen on Reddit.

I Joined Reddit for a Week to See if I Could Get a Sense of Superiority over Other Women and Further MY Feminist Agenda

Have you ever been with a mixed group of friends, and there’s this weird break in the conversation where a male individual will suddenly only address the other males within the circle. It’s a common phenomenon, and typically I’ll just ignore it and move on, but a few weeks ago I took the time to listen in on what those boys were talking about. I came to the discovery that the reason the group had been suddenly pressured into segregation was because the instigating male had brought up a post he had seen on Reddit.

Fall In Love With Yourself by Being Two People From Your Multiple Personality Disorder

Ok, yeah, this is exactly like the movie Split ™ by M. Night Shyamalan. Isn’t MPD just twins in one place? Aren’t twins just the best two for one deal of all time?

Thanks to WebMD I now know my increased irratabilty has to to with my brain tumor, not josh’s shitty excuses

Mid-day yesterday, I came to a startling realization and things haven’t been the same since my diagnostic. My humor in the past couple of weeks or so have been steadily changing and I have felt myself growing more and more irritable. How could this be so? I am a chill girl-that’s my thing. I’m like such a chill girl, like most of my friends are boys, like I’m just one of the guys.

Calling All Scientists To Make a Change: Admit Neil Armstrong Was our First Alien

History, science, books, knowledge-brainiacs love this stuff. I get it guys, you love pushing the boundaries, getting stuff learned and learning it up! Same, totally, me too. But lately I have been struggling with the idea that some of my science-brain-brothers have been getting things mixed up.

Neil Armstrong along with 11 other people have all been on the moon and everyone’s all like “ooh what step for mankind” but I am not an idiot. Once a Being steps on a terrain outside their planet we all know that that makes them aliens.

Books to Read on the Bus That Say “I May Be Hot But I’m Definitely Saving Anal for Marriage”

Listen up ladies-we ALL know that relatable feeling when you relate to something. This is going to be about letting women make their own minds up about what book to read because of feminism; but still enforce some pretty extreme ideas about what we believe female sexual identity should mean according to dated but still-existing sexist social structures.

Mea 4: The Hard Shell v.s Soft Shell Taco

Problem Definition
People think soft shell tacos are better than hard shell tacos. This is false and incorrect. I can’t believe I even need to do this.

Scope
For this report we will be discussing the merits and demerits of the soft shell and hard shell taco. The taco shells in discussion will be of El Paso Kit. This does not include the Limited Time Only shells, Holiday Special shells, or any other bullshit variety shells that are not Classic El Paso Hard Shell or Classic El Paso Soft Shell.

Not Like Other Girls

The year is 2069, APOCALYPSE has hit. Ahhhh! Oh my god it’s so bad!!! Ahh so many people are dead!!! The Korean guy or someone totally nuked the Heck out of us. Did we deserve it? Maybe that’s the complexity of the whole situation, I don’t have time to get into it but like I DO have a great grasp on politics and morals I just like don’t think you’d get it.

Sexual Tension: The Unit in Physics 111 YOur Prof Left Out (It’s Like Khan Academy)

Set the scene: Its your physics class, I roll in on heelies, I’m looking good, I whisper in your ear “What’s up you dusty ass nerd hoes, I am the substitute teacher for the today and the lesson is on tension between to moving bodies. Sexual Tension. LOL.“ It’s going to be like a ted-talk but worse. Although you may not be able to tell, all of you are currently suspended in this room connected by an invisible force-tension. As you can see in Figure 1, there are two principle forces in sexual tension.