Authors - Med School Drop-out

Will This Article Get Published If I Am Not Banging the Editor!?!?

So it’s that time of year when the staff of Golden Words are replaced by equally unqualified individuals. Lately my articles have only been published because I was doing unspeakable things to one of the editors. My articles are not funny, lack creativity, and are generally too short to even bother publishing. Take this article for example. It is just shit. A straight trash article. Like I don’t even want to finish it. How am I going to write at least a page in word to make this a quarter page on the newspaper. This is some real inside info about how this newspaper is run.