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The Vagina Monologue’s
If you get the chance head out to the Vagina Monologue’s tonight. It will be at Grant Hall at 5:30pm and 8:00pm. You can get your tickets at the door.

Happy Groundhog’s Day!
Well I can’t believe that little scamp didn’t see his shadow again this year. Looks like we’re in for another six weeks of winter. You know it’s always tough today, you know Groundhog’s day, because we are putting out fate into the cute little paws of a groundhog. I’m sure groundhog’s have some sort of mystical ability that I’m not aware of but that still doesn’t stop me from cooking up some steaming groundhog burgers for my sweetie on Valentine’s day. So enjoy your groundhog burgers! (If you rub them over your neck it makes a powerful aphrodisiac or so I’m told).
Enjoy!

More Issue Madness
Another issue from this year is now up. You can read about the 10 Most Dead People from 2000 in Volume 35 Issue 15

The End of the World as we know it?
Nope it’s not. I’m just messing with you. Enjoy Valentine’s Day!

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